Riddles and jokes
Do you know any jokes in English? Do you want to have a good laugh? Just read these really funny jokes and have fun!
Meowing frog
Question: Why did the frog say "meow"?
Answer: He was learning a foreign language!
Elephants in cherry trees
Question: Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
Answer: So they can hide in cherry trees!
Elephant at the North Pole
Question: What do you call an elephant at the North Pole?
Answer: Lost!
Gorilla with bananas in his ears
Question: What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear?
Answer: Anything you like... he can't hear you!
Skeleton party
Question: Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
Answer: He had no body to go with!
Witches and pointy hats
Question: Why do witches wear pointy black hats?
Answer: To keep their pointy heads warm!
Red in a corner
Question: What's red and sits in a corner?
Anwer: A very naught strawberry!
Jumping cow
Question:What do you get if a cow jumps up and down?
Answer: A milkshake!
Child in a plane
Question: Why did the child study in the aeroplane?
Answer: He wanted a higher education?
Invisible ink
Question: Have you got any invisible ink?
Answer: Certainly, sir. What colour would like?
Wizard from outer space
Question: What do you call a wizard from outer space?
Answer: A flying sorcerer!
A snake's favourite lesson
Question: What is a snake's favourite subject at school?
Answer: Hissssstory!
Elephant and car
Question:What time is it when an elephant sits on your car?
Answer: Time to get a new car!
A porcupine's coat
Question: What did the porcupine say when he put his coat on inside out?
Answer:Ouch!